Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Restaurant Review: Bob’s Donuts

I’ve never been to Bob’s Donuts—the 24 hour pastry shop in Nob Hill—during the day. I’ve spent many Saturday nights sitting propped up on the cushioned stools of the Bob’s bar, munching on doughnuts and drinking milk with friends. The majority of the times I’ve been there it’s between 9 p.m. and 2 a.m., the line winds out the door, and young, drunken adults shuffle their way slowly to the front, patient and eager. At these hours, it makes sense there’s a homey, warm, grungy-on-the-outside looking doughnut shop gracefully placed among the many trashy bars and clubs—there’s even a Good Vibrations shop across the street. Bob’s is a sort of beacon.

I walk in to Bob’s a little after 10 a.m. on a Thursday. There’s no line (only a couple of people in front of me), no drunken 20 or 30 somethings, and no mentions of the dildos known to be across the street. Instead there’s types of customers I don’t usually see at Bob’s--a lady with straight blonde, wearing flip flops and a camouflage backpack that buys a plain, sugar doughnut, an old man at one of the back tables reading a newspaper, a family that looks like two grandparents and a young girl that doesn’t look older than five, a man in a long-sleeved button down shirt tucked into his slacks that can’t help but take a bite of his chocolate old fashioned before he hurries out the door.

The space is comforting. My boyfriend has said that all doughnut places are the same, but there’s something sentimental about Bob’s. Maybe it has to do with the décor—the large painting of pastries on what looks like a grassy hill (but it’s hard to tell) on the wall behind the counter, or the various framed doughnut-themed portraits and photographs on the walls that the tables along the side of the shop are fastened to. There’s various signs scattered on the walls of the shop to, one says “Coffee: if you’re not shaking, you need another cup,” and another says “Be healthy, drink milk.” The steaming pots of coffee on the counter by the register tempt me. But it could also just be welcoming atmosphere in this shop that has continuously drawn me here for the past three years. Something about the towers of pink doughnut boxes stacked on the counter, or the fun late nights with friends where we watched Braveheart on the large TV near the back of the shop.

Today, I can see I’ll have no trouble finding a seat; the place is pretty empty. Behind the counter three women work—one has a head of gray hair, and her back is turned most of the time I’m there as she determinedly scrubs a rack in the large sink; one looks to be in her 20s, and is making fresh doughnuts; and one is at the cash register. I walk up and ask if they have any chocolate old fashions ready—the young woman is making fresh ones as we speak and the cashier carefully plucks one for me, warning that it’s hot.

I’m a little disappointed in myself when I realize I just ordered my go-to menu item at Bob’s, but I don’t care. Their chocolate old-fashioneds are amazing. They’re crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside, and since they’re dipped in chocolate, it gives it a moist, creamy feel that balances the textures out and keeps it from seeming dry. Bob’s Donuts makes perfect chocolate old-fashioneds and I debate in my head whether I should get another or not after devouring the one I just purchased.

However, I decide against it, which I know for certain I will regret later. But I stand and as I make my way to the exit, I notice the line has grown, and is now out the door as I take my leave.

My order:
Glazed doughnut (bought for a friend) and chocolate old fashioned = $2.75

Ratings on a 4 doughnut scale:

Food:
3 doughnuts

Price:
3 doughnuts

Location:

1 doughnut

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